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Snow White and Cinderella Get Trashed in Vegas Destiny Madison

Publisher Marketing: When Cinderella finally decides to settle down with Prince Charming, her bffs Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Little Red Riding Hood, and Goldilocks throw her a bachelorette party in Vegas. They get a swank hotel suite on the strip and proceed to party like there's no tomorrow. Right before they're about to hit the clubs and casinos, the five friends decide to try the new cocktail Little Red Riding Hood just concocted. And that's the last thing any of them remember before they wake up in their demolished hotel room the next morning, covered in their own urine and vomit. What happens next is a tale of drunken debauchery the likes of which have never before been seen in a fairy tale. As Cinderella and her friends attempt to put together the pieces of what transpired the night before, they're forced to delve into Vegas' seedy underworld. It would appear Cinderella's evil step-sisters kidnapped Sleeping Beauty overnight and are holding her hostage. The ransom? They want Cinderella to call off her wedding to Prince Charming (presumably so they can marry him). If Cinderella does not agree to their terms by midnight, Sleeping Beauty will die. Cinderella, of course, gets hella pissed at this ultimatum and decides to stage a rescue mission. The only thing is, she has no idea where her step-sisters are hiding. Cinderella and her friends are forced to join forces with some shady characters (including Bigfoot, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Three Gay Bears, a cross-dressing transsexual drug lord by the name of the 'Big Bad Wolf', and a multitude of others) in order to locate their slumbering friend and save her from a grisly end. Will Cinderella, Snow White and the 'Fairytale Princesses' be able to rescue Sleeping Beauty in time? More importantly, will Cinderella ever get to marry her prince charming? You'll have to read this ludicrous parody of a fairytale to find out! (Think Bridesmaids on crack.)