Kilgore Trout

Chick Bait Kilgore Trout

If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then the way to a woman's heart is through words - words that feed the imagination, fuel passion, and make her laugh. However, if you're not interested in her heart, words also come in handy when your trying to convince a woman to meet you for a cup of coffee and then go back to your place or a nearby hotel for a quick ... adventure. This book is a collection of words that I have successfully employed in my ongoing efforts to meet new women and have sex with them. As a result, my life has been just a little more fun that average bloke's and perhaps just a little less lonely. I'm sharing these words with you in the hope that they will make your life a little more fun too. Of course, there's no guarantee, despite what the cover of this book says. These words are merely a tool to open the door, to start the conversation. The ads in this book will inspire unique, funny, free-spirited women to respond to your personal ads and dating profiles. That is a guarantee. What happens from that point depends entirely on a completely different set of words. And actions. My advice: Don't be a jerk. Take your time. Take her hand and walk down the path. Celebrate who she is. Have fun. Experiment Hmmm. Perhaps, there's another book in my future. In the meantime, good luck. Be funny. Be honest. Be kind.