Ian Fergusson

Marketers and Mega-Mouths Ian Fergusson

This is not fiction, people. The Zombie Apocalypse has started, and we need you now! Do you avoid discussing politics, religion, or sports even if others around you are getting stuck in? Do you stare in disbelief at the nightly news, silent, shaking your head and wondering what is happening to the world? Do you despair for the sanity of friends or family, people you usually respect, when you hear some of the things they say or see some of the opinions and memes they post on social media? Well, it's time for all that to stop. The world is infected. Or is it infested? And does one letter matter between friends? Well, if you are a Mega-Mouth with a Mini-Brain it may be a matter of life and death. Dive into this warped and buckled look at the modern world to understand why. Among other things you will: -Discover who the Mega-Mouths with Mini-Brains are, and what marketers have to do with them? -Establish why you are asked to get angry in a world that already seems too angry. -Realize the one strategy that will prevent your zombification, or save the previously infected. -Unearth why the meek and mildly-peeved are potential saviors of the world -Find and discard what the author really thinks of Ben Affleck movies It is not too late for the world, but you must act now, and this introduction to surviving the zombie apocalypse may be your only hope.