James David Horne

Commuted to life James David Horne

Overt sales pitch:

This is the perfect little gift for any angry commuters out there. It's not a particularly chunky book so it's also ideal for wedging under tables, swatting bugs and protecting wooden surfaces from hot drinks. All this and more for the price of a London pint.


About the book:

Millions travel by train every single day. Few of them hate it quite so much as the author of this book. This diary offers a brief insight into the secret world of commuting - from vomit inducing companions and crusty seats to The Network, a shadowy organisation with sinister motives. Considering a season ticket? You may want to read this first. Contains adult humour and scenes of a depressing nature.


Some words people wrote:

"A small sliver of sunshine in the dark empty tunnel of commuting."

"The perfect accompaniment to any bowel movement."

"So funny that my face split open and all the demons escaped."