Jack Barrow

The Hidden Masters and the Unspeakable Evil Jack Barrow

Somebody wants to turn Blackpool into a seedy tacky and depraved town Has a dark presence from the other side risen up to conquer Britain's northern holiday resorts? The Three Hidden Masters (two from Hemel Hempstead and one from Bricket Wood) need to find out before it's too late... Described by one reader as "Fear and Loathing in Blackpool meets the Illuminatus trilogy" this is the story of Nigel, Wayne and Clint and their quest to thwart a mysterious evil conspiracy. A quest which starts as sensibly as it goes on: in a model village with a six inch high cowboy, a Red Indian and a motorcycle cop. At our heroes' disposal are a deep knowledge of occult practices, as well as a considerable quantity of cheap dark rum. If they are to succeed they must gamble, steal and possibly score. A tram chase is a distinct possibility, as is a ritual involving the only thing in a house capable of creating a supernatural vortex However, they need to save the universe by Sunday evening because they have to be back at work on Monday morning. "Imagine Douglas Adams writing a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Occult" Pagan Dawn Magazine "It's all riotously funny and improbably probable" Pentacle Magazine "A combination of Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin and Hunter S. Thompson" Elizabeth A White "Read and enjoy. Then read again, and think." Ramsey Dukes