Mark Joseph

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. IV Mark Joseph

What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class?For Andrew Offerman, it's not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild."The Andrew Offerman Chronicles" are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In "Taming the Beast," Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, have to figure out how to get themselves out of Sophia's crosshairs before she tells the world about their previous misdeeds. There's just one problem. Once the beast sets her sights on you, she won't look away. Not even for a second.