Ernest S Martin

Kiss My McCracken Ernest S Martin

What could possibly go wrong when you win tickets to the Antiques Road Show?

What should you do when the police arrive at the beach where you happen to be swimming nude?

Can Winston and his coworkers survive a violent attack from a flock of killer chickens?

How concerned should you be if the Giza camel on which you are riding is overly virile, highly tempermental and intermittenly aggressive?

Will Winston be able to handle a torturing spectre gone rogue after visiting the catacombs in Italy?

In this collection of short stories, Winston Weston faces these and many more questions on his many unpredictable journeys around the world, which provide him with much accidental life experience and questionably treasurable memories. With a knack for finding trouble, Winston never faces a dull moment as he attempts to get out of sticky situations, accompanied by a host of varied and wacky characters who tend to add to the mayhem. From college, exploring ports of call in the Navy and escapades beyond, these entertaining stories follow Winston as event after event turns out entirely different than he'd expected.

Based in part on Ernest S. Martin's life, these ten stories are filled with addictive energy and show a deft hand with language. If you're looking for your next laugh-out-loud read, Kiss My McCracken is the perfect choice.