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E. Don Harpe Presents DeJa Vu And Fire Fell From Heaven E Don Harpe

"I'll tell you what," God said. "Look in that little book on the table there. The little black one. The one those guys on Earth who used to run around with You wrote. I think I told the people on Earth the next time they got out of line I'd destroy the whole planet with hail, didn't I? A huge ice storm. Look it up for Me, will You? They wrote all that stuff down." He paused for a moment, scratched His royal head, and then continued, "I'm pretty sure I told them it would be an ice storm." Jesus thumbed through the little book for a minute, then stopped and read a short passage. "Nope. It wasn't ice at all. You're wrong. Sorry Dad, but it says here You're gonna destroy the Earth with hell fire and brimstone. Fire falling from Heaven. Holy Moley, Pop, did You have to be so dramatic?"