Ew Farnsworth

Schlock! Webzine Ew Farnsworth

This month we begin with the return of long dead witches. On our latest visit to Picklock Lane we hear that the waters will be rising. Kenny experiences a certain awkwardness when he invites his boss over for dinner. Two brothers come to regret an illicit visit to Grandma's attic. And Chramn earns the title of 'unconquered' as he struggles for survival on the tundra. Jack McCracken gets lost in the mountain mist. Jesus strikes a deal with a down-on-his-luck preacher. Sister borrows Pa's hammer. A new smartphone plunges humanity into a disturbingly familiar state of chaos. The Florentine vampire has a particularly bad one night stand. And Kacew goes looking for mushrooms.