Zachary D Newcott

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Have you ever picked pomegranates with the prince of Scotland, brought home a Capybara, raked in a load of dead birds, found a dead cat in your dumpster, or ate a sandwich next to Darth Maul? If you said yes to any of those, then you have far too much in common with this guy. Look behind these pages to learn what it really means to make a Frito Boat, or what you need to do when a stranger places a dead cat in your recycling bin instead of your regular bin. These are just little scoops of life in the wild west of Central California that if you don't relate to, well, you might get used to it. That is, whether you want to or not. It's all still kind of fun. Also, if you're into it, you are the best friend that he's got. So, give it a shot.