Saki

Reginald Saki

Book Excerpt: ...place in local Temperance movements. As soon as I had broken up this unpromising tete-a-tete and settled Reginald where he could watch the croquet players losing their tempers, I wandered off to find my hostess and renew the kitten negotiations at the point where they had been interrupted. I did not succeed in running her down at once, and eventually it was Mrs. McKillop who sought me out, and her conversation was not of kittens."Your cousin is discussing Zaza with the Archdeacon's wife; at least, he is discussing, she is ordering her carriage."She spoke in the dry, staccato tone of one who repeats a French exercise, and I knew that as far as Millie McKillop was concerned, Wumples was devoted to a lifelong celibacy."If you don't mind," I said hurriedly, "I think we'd like our carriage ordered too," and I made a forced march in the direction of the croquet-ground. I found everyone talking nervously and feverishly of the weather and the war in South Africa, except Reginald, ...