John Kendrick Bangs

The Water Ghost and Others John Kendrick Bangs

Book Excerpt: ...re streamed rivulets of water, but whose own person deep down under the various garments he wore was as dry and as warm as he could have wished."Ha!" said the young master of Harrowby. "I'm glad to see you.""You are the most original man I've met, if that is true," returned the ghost. "May I ask where did you get that hat?""Certainly, madam," returned the master, courteously. "It is a little portable observatory I had made for just such emergencies as this. But, tell me, is it true that you are doomed to follow me about for one mortal hour--to stand where I stand, to sit where I sit?""That is my delectable fate," returned the lady."We'll go out on the lake," said the master, starting up."You can't get rid of me that way," returned the ghost. "The water won't swallow me up; in fact, it will just add to my present bulk.""Nevertheless," said the master, firmly, "we will go out on the lake.""But, my dear sir," returned the ghost, with a pale reluctance, "it is fearfully cold out...