Ryan Maitland

Call Me Den Mother Ryan Maitland

Still recovering from getting shot by a brainwashed cop while fleeing a sex cult, Jane is looking forward to taking it easy and recuperating. But, really, when has life ever been so kind to her?Jane has faced down serial killers, demented ghosts, and even a sex-crazed psychic, but now she must confront something even scarier: a vegetarian housemate! The horror! The horror... When Earl comes over and drops off a wayward psychic that's between missions, Jane is forced to learn interpersonal skills she's never really needed until now. To make matters worse, her paranoid, conspiracy theory-loving ex-boyfriend becomes much more suspicious of Jane when he learns she's fluent in several languages, such as Russian and Korean. This suspicion escalates when he writes an explosive article that gains all the wrong kinds of attention, in the form of Russian agents looking for links to their top adversary, Nightmare. Now Jane must fend off foreign spies while keeping them in the dark as to her true identity, especially the fact that she is actually the one they've been looking for this whole time. Things get even more tense when her friends are dragged into the fray. Can Jane save the day, protect her friends, and maintain her secret identity while also managing to keep from slapping her annoying housemate into next week?