Edward Zanchi

...it Happens! Edward Zanchi

Mary DeGregorio decides her family should take their first cruise-catapulting them into the vacation from hell. Their humorous adventure begins with a wild bus ride through the streets of New York City, the all to rapid education of young Jennifer, Mary's attempt to save the morals of a priest to make up for the incident with the Pope, and, most of all, eldest son's-B. A. D. and his boys- clash with a group of jewel thieves. The wild cruise culminates in a fierce firefight as 'Horseshit' Harry and his gang attempts their escape with the jewels. This all confirms Al DeGregorio's simple philosophy of life -..it Happens! This is never more evident than when B. A. D. and his boys struggle to escape from the jewel thieves:"Frozen by the headlights like deer, Big Louie and Rosie naked, they were resigned to the failure of their escape. They were dead meat."