Aleah M Helton

Sunshine and Rainbows Aleah M Helton

Our moms never said we'd be offered pre-chewed food or that we'd take that food gratefully, and even pretend to like it. They never mentioned that when a child with a cold sneezes, a long string of snot will form, and that said child ALWAYS swipes it on their arm or the couch, before you can find a tissue!! They never told us that we'd eat half of our breakfasts and lunches standing (or cold), or that we would long for the need to pee just so we could finally have some peace and quiet for 2 minutes. Life is never simple and easy and maybe you're sitting there reading this and you feel all alone. But we promise you, there is a band of mamas out there going just as crazy as you are, and hoping for nap time to last just five more minutes. They're reading along just like you and finding out that they weren't the only ones whose mamas LIED to them. The Crap Your Mama Never Told You is the second book in the Sunshine and Rainbows series. This book contains mild adult language.