Alexander Andrews

Memos to God Alexander Andrews

"Are you still Jewish?" "Can we take bottled water, toothpaste, lotions,and gels on the Rapture?" "Was Hitler 'born again' in the bunker?" "Have you, yourself, been circumcised?" Is it okay to ask God questions like that? Yes, but only in a memo. Memos to God asks all sorts of indelicate questions that only God can answer. But it does much more. It passes along anecdotes and tidbits that God might find interesting or amusing. It offers hints on personal hygiene that may spare Him embarrassment down the road. It proposes a sure-fire way He can pare down the glut of incoming prayers. Best of all, it suggests ways to expand His customer base and pump up the Sunday "take." Tasteless? Absolutely! Out of bounds? Totally! But readers who can rise above its universal offensiveness will find Memos to God a wickedly funny book.