Dirk Campbell

I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle Dirk Campbell

Comedy horror directed by Dirk Campbell and starring Neil Morrissey, Anthony Daniels and Michael Elphick. Birmingham biker Nick Oddie (Morrissey) thinks he's got a bargain when he buys a second-hand motorcycle at a knock-down price. The only problem is that the machine won't start in daylight hours.

Nick's suspicions begin to mount when his best friend is murdered, and it eventually transpires that he is in fact the owner of a monstrous vampire motorbike which stalks the streets at night, feasting upon Hell's Angels, streetwalkers and traffic wardens. Understandably alarmed, Nick enlists the help of a priest (Daniels) and police inspector Cleaver (Elphick) in order to exorcise the two-wheeled beast.